Jumping In An Elevator

In light of Eflop Crust's antics over at the bird app I'm going through my likes and let me tell you... there are some absolute BANGERS in there. Shoutout to my Brazilioomfs, this one is for you. This episode also covers some new and crucial MMCU lore: CROWGATE and UBERCRASHMISSEDPLANEGATE. Wow.

There needs to be a federal inquiry into the Billboard charts girls.... what is going on.... After perusing some of the Billboard charts (SOME not ALL because I am not paying $14 a month to look at an emerging artist chart girl please) I also have a look at the MOST important chart of all - my personal streamings statistics of the last 30 days xxThis episode also includes topics such as: my vitamin C consumption era, poorly disclosed ads, streaming artists vs playlist artists and saurrrr much more

Brat summer this, brat summer that... why is no one talking about brat winter...This episode covers topics such as: meeting Charli XCX, falling off the Eurostar, the negative 500 degree (celsius) Melbourne winter, the 2024 Paris Olympics, my chemical lip scar and my potentially-temporary-potentially-not Tiktok hiatus.

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!Against all odds Jakeb and I went back to Italy and lived to tell the tale. Yes that's right -  it's the Italian Tour 2024 Reloaded The Re-Up Celebration World Tour Extravaganza. I cannot explain how ridiculous this trip was..... there was: a dumping, lost underwear, royal spottings, broken suitcases, Nicki Minaj in jail AND SO MUCH MORE.